On the first of August, out of ol' An Tir,
Half a dozen horses and a wagonload of beer,
There had been a party, hongovers galore,
Our cleric was unconscious and our fighter saddlesore.

Chorus:
And there were Dragons, Dragons, flying down the road,
Wyverns all around us and behind us Yellow Mold,
And there were Orcses, Orcses, hiding in the woods,
They all jumped upon us because we're lawful good.

We were not discouraged, we're set to fight,
But we had drunk two gallons of the finest made last night,
Sir Morris was dissheveled, Sir Percy was the same,
The elf that travelled with us was too drunk to know his name.

And there were Dragons, Dragons, flying down the road,
Wyverns all around us and behind us Yellow Mold,
And there were Orcses, Orcses, hiding in the woods,
They all jumped upon us because we're lawful good.

The Dragons got our horses, the Orcs got even more,
And chewing on our wagon was an ugly Manticore,
We finally woke our wizard, he would make them pay,
But he really pulled a boner when he mumbled spells that day.

And there were Dragons, Dragons, flying down the road,
Wyverns all around us and behind us Yellow Mold,
And there were Orcses, Orcses, hiding in the woods,
They all jumped upon us because we're lawful good.

His fireball misfired, his lightning missed the mark,
And then the party found itself encased in total dark,
He tried to polymorph them, that dirty ancient louse,
We didn't find it funny when Sir Kay became a mouse.

And there were Dragons, Dragons, flying down the road,
Wyverns all around us and behind us Yellow Mold,
And there were Orcses, Orcses, hiding in the woods,
They all jumped upon us because we're lawful good.

Our fighters bravely battled, but it was all for nought,
For we had not the measure of the monsters that we fought,
Our Bard he finally saved us, for he could do no wrong,
He really had them running when he belted out this song.

And there were Dragons, Dragons, flying down the road,
Wyverns all around us and behind us Yellow Mold,
And there were Orcses, Orcses, hiding in the woods,
They all jumped upon us because we're lawful good.